John Larroquette's Spine

I was created as a simple robot and

Bender Rodriguez is my name.

Little did they know, I couldn't be contained and 

thrived on something they call anarchy

 

And I think back but can't remember when

We snuck into his grave

John Larroquette will not be missing them

His spine and bones we take for our own

 

Spent my time looting and stealin’ things for most of my life

“Hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans?”

If jacking on will make strangers think that I am cool

You better bet, that’s what I’m gonna do! 

 

And I think back but can't remember when

We snuck into his grave

John Larroquette will not be missing them

His spine and bones

 we take for our own

      

I did not take that man’s skull from the grave

So don’t look at me like I have two heads 

And even though he was a celebrity

No one needs their spine when they are dead

 

And I think back but can't remember when

We snuck into his grave

John Larroquette will not be missing them

His spine and bones we take for our own