John Larroquette's Spine
This song is about Bender B. Rodriguez stealing John Larroquette's spine from season 3, episode 10.
Not Acoustic
Acoustic
I was created as a simple robot and
Bender Rodriguez is my name.
Little did they know, I couldn't be contained and
thrived on something they call anarchy
And I think back but can't remember when
We snuck into his grave
John Larroquette will not be missing them
His spine and bones we take for our own
Spent my time looting and stealin’ things for most of my life
“Hey sexy mama wanna kill all humans?”
If jacking on will make strangers think that I am cool
You better bet, that’s what I’m gonna do!
And I think back but can't remember when
We snuck into his grave
John Larroquette will not be missing them
His spine and bones
we take for our own
I did not take that man’s skull from the grave
So don’t look at me like I have two heads
And even though he was a celebrity
No one needs their spine when they are dead
And I think back but can't remember when
We snuck into his grave
John Larroquette will not be missing them
His spine and bones we take for our own