Grandpa Joe is a Dirty Freeloader

What a piece of shit.

Achy bones and swollen joints, I’m stuck here in this sickly room

Need to find my ticket out of here

One son his wife and kid, and none of them can pay the rent

The bed ridden ain’t got a cent

Think about myself

Pray and ask for help

I’d atone if anyone was listenin’

I'm old and bored, can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and

use it as my one-way ticket out-

Side this home, Geriatric throne, My cover’s blown

And I hope the word never finds its way out

One golden chocolate bar, and ignorant grandson to take

For the fool, he’s a simpleton

Toss cane, jump out of bed, and then my feet begin to dance

Now I finally have my chance

Jumping out of bed

Josephine half dead

That golden chocolate, my eyes glistenin’

I'm old and bored,

can't be ignored,

I’ll take your reward and

use it as my one-way ticket out-

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side this home,

Geriatric throne,

my cover’s blown and

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I hope the word never finds its way out

Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)

I Hope they don’t find out

Hope they don’t find out

That I’m freeloading now

Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)

I Hope they don’t find out

Hope they don’t find out

That I’m freeloading!

Old and bored,

can't be ignored,

I’ll take your reward and

use it as my one-way ticket out-

side this home,

Geriatric throne,

my cover’s blown and I

hope the word never finds its way out 

Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)

I Hope they don’t find out

Hope they don’t find out

That I’m freeloading now

Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)

Never figure out 

Hope they don’t find out

That I’m freeloading!