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Marsupial Mayhem

If your kid ever falls into a kangaroo pen, he better know kung foo.

When I was young, I went to the zoo

I watched monkeys playing with poo

I was a kid then, the same as you

I even liked the wallabies too

 

Marsupial Mayhem engage

Uncage, the battle now begins

 

I was a space case at your age and I

Now just want to impart wisdom

 

Hey Now, you better listen kid

Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did.

And since you don’t know kung foo

There is no chance against Kangaroo

 

When I fell in, I thought it was cute

It raised a fist, and then it raised two

I was naive then, the same as you

And now I’m singing wallaby blues

 

Marsupial Mayhem engage

Uncage, the battle now begins

 

I was a space case at, your age and I

Now just want to impart wisdom

 

Hey Now, you better listen kid

Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did 

And since you don’t know kung foo

There is no chance against Kangaroo

 

I was a young fool at your age

Didn’t listen, jumped into the cage

Now there's something I must do

Here’s a foot-fist combo for you and!

 

I was a space case at your age and I

Now just, want to, impart wisdom

 

Hey Now, you better listen kid

Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did.

And since you don’t know kung foo

There is no chance against Kangaroo

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