Marsupial Mayhem
If your kid ever falls into a kangaroo pen, he better know kung foo.
When I was young, I went to the zoo
I watched monkeys playing with poo
I was a kid then, the same as you
I even liked the wallabies too
Marsupial Mayhem engage
Uncage, the battle now begins
I was a space case at your age and I
Now just want to impart wisdom
Hey Now, you better listen kid
Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did.
And since you don’t know kung foo
There is no chance against Kangaroo
When I fell in, I thought it was cute
It raised a fist, and then it raised two
I was naive then, the same as you
And now I’m singing wallaby blues
Marsupial Mayhem engage
Uncage, the battle now begins
I was a space case at, your age and I
Now just want to impart wisdom
Hey Now, you better listen kid
Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did
And since you don’t know kung foo
There is no chance against Kangaroo
I was a young fool at your age
Didn’t listen, jumped into the cage
Now there's something I must do
Here’s a foot-fist combo for you and!
I was a space case at your age and I
Now just, want to, impart wisdom
Hey Now, you better listen kid
Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did.
And since you don’t know kung foo
There is no chance against Kangaroo